i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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