went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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