It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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