looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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