it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
