I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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