I'm jealous of your bromance
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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