2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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