Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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