Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
as a side note pls kill me
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