dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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