***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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