is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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