there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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