Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
