At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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