I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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