If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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