Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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