And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
