Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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