I just pynch a tree in the face
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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