i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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