How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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