Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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