She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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