but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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