Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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