And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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