yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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