just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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