I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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