No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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