just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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