Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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