Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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