yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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