i think my tv is drunk
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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