if you like me you must not know who I am
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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