I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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