I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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