Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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