do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
