i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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