Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.đź’¨
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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