she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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