Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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