so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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