Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
