Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
lol hangovers are for mortals.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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